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David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:36 pm
by Reg
Did anyone see David Luiz's extraordinary dive near the end of today's game?
As far as I could see he ran up to Jason Puncheon from behind, pushed him in the back, then launched himself into a theatrical dive worthy of the great Dele Alli.
I don't think I've ever seen a player dive behind his opponent before - especially impressive given that his opponent didn't even know he was there.
I must say my admiration for this man increases every time I see him - a true original, he is.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:59 pm
by Basualdo
The weight of his hair got overwhelming.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:24 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Too much liquor My Reg. No such thing happened.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:58 pm
by Rossco
It was gay.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:10 pm
by Reg
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Too much liquor My Reg. No such thing happened.
I have now watched it on TV.
It DID happen.
The commentator laughed.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:18 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
Give the gift of laughter this Christmas.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:43 pm
by Reg
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:46 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Ignore me tonight My Reg. Feeling extra-crispy, extra-cunty and ready to place my POTY votes.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:48 pm
by Reg
I always ignore you, my cunty friend.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:49 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Top, top man. Put me on ignore JUST FOR THE RUSH
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:58 pm
by lasharoo
Reg wrote:Did anyone see David Luiz's extraordinary dive near the end of today's game?
As far as I could see he ran up to Jason Puncheon from behind, pushed him in the back, then launched himself into a theatrical dive worthy of the great Dele Alli.
I don't think I've ever seen a player dive behind his opponent before - especially impressive given that his opponent didn't even know he was there.
I must say my admiration for this man increases every time I see him - a true original, he is.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 11:43 pm
by black_guardian
Rossco wrote:It was gay.
Which is unusual considering he's always bigging himself as being such a devout Christian..hands in the air-cliche celebration and all that..
He's a total fraud who has been lucky to win as much as he has with Chelsea. The 2014 WC semi will be his true epitaph..
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:13 am
by Jonathan
Think he just lost his balance after playing the whole game with Benteke in his pocket.
Re: David Luiz's audacious dive
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:27 am
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
If it DID happen, then the KUN tackle needs to be reopened, as that clearly has affected David's balance. KUN should get a lifetime ban and all his "earnings" go to the Chelsea Pensioners. Pip pip!
