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Leaving out the big name clubs as there would be too many "celebs" hanging about for street cred and stuff.
Any celeb fans, alive or dead for tom noddy teams?
Please list.
Already mentioned on another thread.

Stoke: Nick Hancock
Corky the Twat.

Port Vale: Robbie Williams (phew, still wi'us, pray God)

Glentoran: Gary Moore - rock guitarist (deceased)
James 'Inspector Lynch from Z Cars' Ellis (deceased)
George Best (deceased)
Van Morrison - singer (dec.... No, sorry, still with us, just)
C.S. Lewis - writer (deceased) Far fetched, I know and I dont quite believe it myself but its beenentioned by the club itself that he wrote somewhere that he attended games as a child somehow. I would have had him down as a rugger type, though he was brought up a few minutes walk down Pimms Avenue from the Oval and a few new redeveloped streets right beside the ground are named after him and theres a big statue of him and the wardrobe a few hundred yards away at the Arches.

Crusaders FC: Half of Stiff Little Fingers, not sure which half, though deffo Henry Cluney.

Peterborough United: Him.
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Basualdo wrote:Leaving out the big name clubs as there would be too many "celebs" hanging about for street cred and stuff.
Any celeb fans, alive or dead for tom noddy teams?
Please list.
Already mentioned on another thread.

Stoke: Nick Hancock
Corky the Twat.

Port Vale: Robbie Williams (phew, still wi'us, pray God)

Glentoran: Gary Moore - rock guitarist (deceased)
James 'Inspector Lynch from Z Cars' Ellis (deceased)
George Best (deceased)
Van Morrison - singer (dec.... No, sorry, still with us, just)
C.S. Lewis - writer (deceased) Far fetched, I know and I dont quite believe it myself but its beenentioned by the club itself that he wrote somewhere that he attended games as a child somehow. I would have had him down as a rugger type, though he was brought up a few minutes walk down Pimms Avenue from the Oval and a few new redeveloped streets right beside the ground are named after him and theres a big statue of him and the wardrobe a few hundred yards away at the Arches.

Crusaders FC: Half of Stiff Little Fingers, not sure which half, though deffo Henry Cluney.

Peterborough United: Him.
Fuck me I don't think I knew Gary Moore was even dead??!! RIP
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Yep, Dougy, a few years now.
A man who modestly described himself as having "a face like a shipyard welders bench."

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Aston Villa: David Cameron, Jacqui Smith, Nigel Fucking Kennedy, Richie Neville from the group Five

West Brom: Adrian Chiles, Frank Skinner, Adrian Goldberg, Liam Payne from One Direction, Lenny Henry, Ronnie Wood

Birmingham City: Jasper Carrot, someone from The Stereophonics, Mike Skinner from The Streets, Tom Ross

Wolverhampton Wanderers: Dennis Irwin, Andy Murray, Peter Powell
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.

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sjbarca wrote:
Basualdo wrote:Leaving out the big name clubs as there would be too many "celebs" hanging about for street cred and stuff.
Any celeb fans, alive or dead for tom noddy teams?
Please list.
Already mentioned on another thread.

Stoke: Nick Hancock
Corky the Twat.

Port Vale: Robbie Williams (phew, still wi'us, pray God)

Glentoran: Gary Moore - rock guitarist (deceased)
James 'Inspector Lynch from Z Cars' Ellis (deceased)
George Best (deceased)
Van Morrison - singer (dec.... No, sorry, still with us, just)
C.S. Lewis - writer (deceased) Far fetched, I know and I dont quite believe it myself but its beenentioned by the club itself that he wrote somewhere that he attended games as a child somehow. I would have had him down as a rugger type, though he was brought up a few minutes walk down Pimms Avenue from the Oval and a few new redeveloped streets right beside the ground are named after him and theres a big statue of him and the wardrobe a few hundred yards away at the Arches.

Crusaders FC: Half of Stiff Little Fingers, not sure which half, though deffo Henry Cluney.

Peterborough United: Him.
Fuck me I don't think I knew Gary Moore was even dead??!! RIP
Not you as well Dougie! I remember a couple of years ago when Quinny had a laugh about Gary and had to be told that he had actually passed away the previous year. He responded with a mixture of embarrassment and delayed grief.
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Basualdo wrote:Yep, Dougy, a few years now.
A man who modestly described himself as having "a face like a shipyard welders bench."

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I liked Gary. He transitioned from Rock guitar when he went solo to the blues as that's where he felt his talent and heart belonged hence his collaboration with BB King.
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kancutlawns wrote:I liked Gary. He transitioned from Rock guitar when he went solo to the blues as that's where he felt his talent and heart belonged hence his collaboration with BB King.
Gary was always The Blues
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sjbarca wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:I liked Gary. He transitioned from Rock guitar when he went solo to the blues as that's where he felt his talent and heart belonged hence his collaboration with BB King.
Gary was always The Blues
Only in music, not football. :D
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kancutlawns wrote:Aston Villa: David Cameron, Jacqui Smith, Nigel Fucking Kennedy, Richie Neville from the group Five

West Brom: Adrian Chiles, Frank Skinner, Adrian Goldberg, Liam Payne from One Direction, Lenny Henry, Ronnie Wood

Birmingham City: Jasper Carrot, someone from The Stereophonics, Mike Skinner from The Streets, Tom Ross

Wolverhampton Wanderers: Dennis Irwin, Andy Murray, Peter Powell

Jeff Lynne too.

And Villa also have Prince William and Geezer Butler of Sabbath, (Geezer is in Sabbath not Prince William, just in case you wondered).
Geezer has his own Villa museum, not a room in one of his houses or anything but a separate private museum.
Anyway, I think Villa in spite of their current position are still a big name club and thus disqualified from this thread. So there.
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The Albion have Stevie Winwood, Eric Clapton, Goran Ivanisevic and John McEnroe.

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Wolves-Robert Plant
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Cambridge - Mark Saggers
Brentford - Mike Graham
Barnsley - Darren Gough (part-time)
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Basualdo wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:Aston Villa: David Cameron, Jacqui Smith, Nigel Fucking Kennedy, Richie Neville from the group Five

West Brom: Adrian Chiles, Frank Skinner, Adrian Goldberg, Liam Payne from One Direction, Lenny Henry, Ronnie Wood

Birmingham City: Jasper Carrot, someone from The Stereophonics, Mike Skinner from The Streets, Tom Ross

Wolverhampton Wanderers: Dennis Irwin, Andy Murray, Peter Powell

Jeff Lynne too.

And Villa also have Prince William and Geezer Butler of Sabbath, (Geezer is in Sabbath not Prince William, just in case you wondered).
Geezer has his own Villa museum, not a room in one of his houses or anything but a separate private museum.
Anyway, I think Villa in spite of their current position are still a big name club and thus disqualified from this thread. So there.
Sorry Bas. I misunderstood the title of the thread and thought you meant shit celebs who support football clubs rather than all celebs.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.

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Gills

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Jimmy Cricket is a Rochdale fan.

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