Blimey. Spunk on with Monk or smash it with sammy.
A lazy pound on the Adonis at 500/1, this years not seen. Leicester/Brexit/Trump/Beaton.
Maybe 60p on the Power.
THUR EVE: Jamie Caven v Kevin Painter 3-2
THUR EVE: Jamie Lewis v Mick McGowan 1-3
THUR EVE: Gary Anderson v Mark Frost 3-0 GOLD
THUR EVE: Michael Smith v Ricky Evans 3-2
FRI EVE: Gerwyn Price v Jonny Clayton 3-1
FRI EVE: Steve Beaton v Devon Petersen 3-2
SAT AFT: Terry Jenkins v Josh Payne 3-2
SAT AFT: John Henderson v Andrew Gilding 2-3
SAT EVE: Cristo Reyes v Dimitri Van den Bergh 3-1
SAT EVE: Stephen Bunting v Darren Webster 3-1
SUN AFT: Justin Pipe v Chris Dobey 3-2
SUN AFT: Mark Webster v Joe Murnan 1-3
SUN EVE: Daryl Gurney v Jermaine Wattimena 3-1
SUN EVE: Alan Norris v John Michael 3-1
MON EVE: Mervyn King v Steve West 3-2
MON EVE: Adrian Lewis v Magnus Caris 3-0 SILVER
TUE EVE: Brendan Dolan v Christian Kist 3-2
TUE EVE: Raymond van Barneveld v Robbie Green 3-2
WED EVE: Mensur Suljovic v Ron Meulenkamp 3-0 BRONZE
WED EVE: James Wade v Ronny Huybrechts 3-1
THUR EVE: Jelle Klaasen v Jeffrey de Graaf 3-1
THUR EVE: Vincent van der Voort v Max Hopp 3-2
THUR EVE: Dave Chisnall v Rowby-John Rodriguez 3-2
THUR EVE: Kim Huybrechts v James Wilson 3-1
*Which of the seeds (the ‘home’ players) above will record the highest Round 1 match average? Klaasen
*Which of the seeds (the ‘home’ players) above will record the lowest Round 1 match average? Beaton
Still a winner.
*Which of the non-seeds (the ‘away’ players) above will record the highest Round 1 match average? Gilding
*Which of the non-seeds (the ‘away’ players) above will record the lowest Round 1 match average? Caris
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?