World Darts Championship 2016/17 - Game & Everything

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John Part seems nice. But, my lord, what a hideous gut he has. Only in darts. C'mon!!!!
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Anderson has a lovely temperament.
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How the fuck did Dave Clark get a gig in television?
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!

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Wayne Mardle (is that his name)? would fit right into the Ray Parlour / Perry Groves role at TalkSport. What a thick fucking cunt: "Yeah, I fink there's gonna be loads of 170s, 9 dartars tonight. Oh fuck off you thick cunt. Was he any good as a chucker?
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7-5 MVG
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MVG not fuckin' about 122 bull finish.
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The crowd are cockney council estate
Joel,Boyce,Alcaraz,Scharner,Espinoza,McCarthy,McArthur,Gomez,(Watson),McManaman,Maloney,Kone,...LEGENDS!

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Already a big leg...2-2 first set
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First set MVG - 112 average from Gando
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Not hanging about are they. Fuck me. The more I see of MVG the more I am convinced he has Asperger's Syndrome.
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carcinogen wrote:Not hanging about are they. Fuck me. The more I see of MVG the more I am convinced he has Asperger's Syndrome.
Mr Pot, meet Mr Kettle.
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1-1 with identical averages

Interesting...
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"If you play darts sometimes you're gonna get beat". This commentator ain't exactly Sid Waddell is he. WHAT A FUCKING CUNT. Ruining it for me. Who is he? Tell him to fuck off. Cheers.
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He's a bald Dutch cunt
His arrows are blunt
He couldn't hit a double
If his mother was in trouble.
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Well, his mother WAS in trouble and he hit D7 to level 2-2. So I can fuck off. Fuck off! Ok....
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6-6 seems inevitable right now...
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MVG into overdrive.
This will be over in 10-15 minutes
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If MVG did ever smoke crack, I want to be at least 2 miles away.
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VERY worthy champion
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PREMIER LEAGUE LINE-UP

Van Gerwen
Anderson
Wright
Lewis
Taylor
Van Barneveld
Wade
Chisnall
Klaasen
Huybrechts
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That is beautiful. 2-time World Champion and Legend. Records smashed in all directions. Magnificent.
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The End wrote:PREMIER LEAGUE LINE-UP

Van Gerwen
Anderson
Wright
Lewis
Taylor
Van Barneveld
Wade
Chisnall
Klaasen
Huybrechts
Kim and Klaasen are the story there then. I'm well appy with that as they're great to watch and suit the style of the event perfectly. Klaasen was unlucky to miss out last year having made the World semi-finals and The Pear played very well in it 2 years ago despite getting eliminated. Sounds like they'll be rotating players in the World Series next year, which is also good.
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BUMP :)
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Did Bristow win?
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carcinogen wrote:Did Bristow win?
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