The Vile Little Shit Dele Alli (TVLSDA)

[Petingo]

He's no Andy Johnson, but he is a bit of a diver.

And AJ was no Francis Lee.

Why are you obsessed with him?

Steve Bruce started the diving slur as a bit of deflection and it was shown time and time again that he did not dive, as Ol' Pet will confirm.

I'm not saying this because he played for Palace - we have had players who have dived, just like every other club.

But AJ wasn't one of them.

Also AJ didn't do all the other snide things that Alli does, which make the little Spurs shit so loathesome.

Indeed.

Compared to Delle Alli and Lee Won Pen, AJ is a beacon of moral rectitude...

That Alli is a horrible little bugger.

[herringbone]

Alli is an unlikable little prick. I think we can all agree on that one Blue.

I like him:

He looks like he has just been hit full in the face with a shovel and is in the microsecond period before the pain registers in his brain

[Reg]

There's something about Dele Ali that makes me wanna punch him

It's a perfectly normal reaction.

I'm surprised nobody has.

[Steve Hunt]

PSG apparently want to pay £50m for Alli

At that price, I'd bite their hand off

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I'd bite their hand off

.
He probably will

[Reg]

Hull just awarded a pen for a blatant dive.

And the little cunt was already on a yellow card.

[Reg]

Palace player clearly brought down in the area - no pen.

[Reg]

Another blatant foul in the area. No pen.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

You couldn't writ it!