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subsub wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:Switzerland have qualified for 9 England 14 and Scotland 8
Switzerland played the first 3 ,England didn't and Scotland didn't

Iceland have never qualified for the world cup

Bosnia have qualified once since their inception in 1992

Slovakia have qualified once since their inception in 1998

Albania have never qualified for the world cup

These are piss poor examples Lawnsy

Population of Switzerland last count 2013 -8.081 million
Population of Scotland last count 2011 -5.295 million or approx. 35% more in real money
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Should give Scotland the points for that effort...only fair like.
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kevin04 wrote:Also after this wonderful exciting end-to-end match will be USA v Mexico.

Will President-elect Trump be in the crowd?
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England are shit but no one can outshit the Scots.

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Eight changes for the sweaties.
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Bad Blue 2000 wrote:Scotchland have been told they'll be fined two points if they wear the Poppy this evening. They've asked if they can pay those points in instalments over the next twenty years.
In that time about 128 nations will be playing in the World Cup Finals and the Jakeys still won't be anywhere closer to qualifiying.
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Load of pissed-up sweaties causing a ruckus at the tube station - made me miss my train - cunts to a man! Hope they get royally tonked.
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Ian 'Wrighty' Wright with the ostentatious look at me poppy.
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Bunch of Morris dancing cunts
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Real men wear Pink
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All those empty seats are bound to make the Citeh players feel right at home.
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Rose and Walker excepted, England are a team of cunts.
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shabbado wrote:Real men wear Pink
Scott Brown in pink. :shock:

Just not right.
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Frankly, If I were Scottish I'd refuse to play in that monstrosity of a shirt.

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I like the shirt.
shabbado wrote:Real men wear Pink
Indeed. Been up 25 hours now and starting to struggle. :rolleyes:
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Why the change of skip anyway?
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Och.
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shabbado wrote:Real men wear Pink
So do the scotch.

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Fucking lols.
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Scotchland look like they are playing in England shirts that have been put in the wash with Ian Wright's poppy.
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Two Crows wrote: Scott Brown. Just not right.
Fixed it for you.

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On my break and it seems I'm not going to be sorry I missed the match.

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Some terrific pink shirt banter from the lads in the studio.

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Regarding the ITV pundits. If Lee Dixon was 1 percent as witty and as interesting as he thinks he is, he'd still be a fucking cunt. Get this property developer off the fucking television immediately. Thanks.
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subsub wrote:Load of pissed-up sweaties causing a ruckus at the tube station - made me miss my train - cunts to a man! Hope they get royally tonked.
It obviously takes a bright individual to think sweaty socks rhymes with scots.
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Lord Notin Kwestion wrote:
subsub wrote:Load of pissed-up sweaties causing a ruckus at the tube station - made me miss my train - cunts to a man! Hope they get royally tonked.
It obviously takes a bright individual to think sweaty socks rhymes with scots.
Socks does rhyme with Jocks tbf.
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