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Wee Craigy Broon, the erstwhile managerial remnant of Scotland's last forage in a tournament final is making a name for himself again by saying that his nation can exploit England's current state of flux and turn us over tomorrow. He's just a poor man's Ally_MacLeod.

Don't think it will happen somehow. predicting a 2-0 win to Engerland as they are so far behind us in terms of quality, ability and track record which is indeed quite a feat. I would like us to lose or draw though as it would provide the cunts in the FA with a dilemma as how could they give the job to someone who isn't exactly pulling up trees and is actually seemingly reluctant to take the job. Howe has distanced himself too.

But it would be good ultimately to put the Sweaties down the way we do so so well.

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If we are going to go down I want us to go down fighting.
We have to put players on the park that are going to test the poor England defence.
Griffiths and Burke must be unleashed on them.
We have a RB. Patterson from Hearts who is a regular goalscorer and possesses a massive long throw of Icelandic proportions and we all know how that turned out. :!:
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Obviously I want England to win, especially as we are playing Scotland.

But in all honesty, I couldn't really give a shit. I have long since given up on our national team.

Doubt if I will even watch it.
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delboy1983 wrote:If we are going to go down I want us to go down fighting.
We have to put players on the park that are going to test the poor England defence.
Griffiths and Burke must be unleashed on them.
We have a RB. Patterson from Hearts who is a regular goalscorer and possesses a massive long throw of Icelandic proportions and we all know how that turned out. :!:
Griffiths and Burke got pace. Will it be accompanied with a few drinks of Alkol Del?
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Where is scotland? Is it near the north pole?
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Got nil nil bore draw written all over it.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Where is scotland? Is it near the north pole?
Absolutely no need for that :)
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Scotland's cup final :)
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Zippy wrote:Scotland's cup final :)
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Zippy wrote:Scotland's cup final :)
Yep. And if they get tonked, someone will be quick to mention how small their population is etc :mrgreen:
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Souey reckons England are shit, and he is spot on,England are shit.

But hey,Rooney is world class.
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delboy1983 wrote:If we are going to go down I want us to go down fighting.
We have to put players on the park that are going to test the poor England defence.
Griffiths and Burke must be unleashed on them.
We have a RB. Patterson from Hearts who is a regular goalscorer and possesses a massive long throw of Icelandic proportions and we all know how that turned out. :!:
del,that Griffiths feller is a League 1 player,Patterson wasnt worth £600,000 of Dave Whelans english pounds and that fat fucker at the back,Grant somebody looks like Jocky Wilsons body double.

I would luv it,luv it if Scotland beat the London boys,but i cannae see it.
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finchman wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:If we are going to go down I want us to go down fighting.
We have to put players on the park that are going to test the poor England defence.
Griffiths and Burke must be unleashed on them.
We have a RB. Patterson from Hearts who is a regular goalscorer and possesses a massive long throw of Icelandic proportions and we all know how that turned out. :!:
del,that Griffiths feller is a League 1 player,Patterson wasnt worth £600,000 of Dave Whelans english pounds and that fat fucker at the back,Grant somebody looks like Jocky Wilsons body double.

I would luv it,luv it if Scotland beat the London boys,but i cannae see it.
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finchman wrote:Souey reckons England are shit, and he is spot on,England are shit.

But hey,Rooney is world class.
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Two bald men fighting over a comb.
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Oh, the two minor underachieving Home nations are playing each other then, are they?

Jolly good.

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shabbado wrote:Two bald men fighting over a comb.
Indeed.

As far as I am concerned, I'd much rather we beat your mob in Rugby Union, Shabs.

Our national football team is a joke and I'm afraid yours is too.
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I'm bored of the supposed rivalry with a cow pat of a nation. Can't we rustle up a faux rivalry akin to what Dungham does with Leeds and kick up a fight with proper proud football playing nations like Azerbaijan, Eritrea or Moldova? They'd put up more of a fight to be fair.
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finchman wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:If we are going to go down I want us to go down fighting.
We have to put players on the park that are going to test the poor England defence.
Griffiths and Burke must be unleashed on them.
We have a RB. Patterson from Hearts who is a regular goalscorer and possesses a massive long throw of Icelandic proportions and we all know how that turned out. :!:
del,that Griffiths feller is a League 1 player,Patterson wasnt worth £600,000 of Dave Whelans english pounds and that fat fucker at the back,Grant somebody looks like Jocky Wilsons body double.

I would luv it,luv it if Scotland beat the London boys,but i cannae see it.
Griffith is a much better player than he was at Wolves
Patterson will go for a lot more than 600k ,defensively not so good but very attacking 5 goals already this season
Hanley will be on the bench Martin/Berra at centre back
Expect a decent performance and the draw looks good at 4/1
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To misquote Roger Rabbit: I don't want England to lose ALL the time, only when it's funny.

Which it would be against Scotland.
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They always tell us that the minnows who never qualify should have to pre-qualify but why are Scotland never mentioned in this group of nations?
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JW90 wrote:They always tell us that the minnows who never qualify should have to pre-qualify but why are Scotland never mentioned in this group of nations?
Our small nation with a pittance of TV money got to 22 in the world in April 2014.England polluted with Sky Money were 10.
Scotland's situation has got steadily worse since then and England finances have gone through the roof.
So less of the shite about pre- qualification ,we do okay for our resources whereas you lot under perform on yours :!:
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Rah! Rah! Rah! We're going to smash the Scotch!
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delboy1983 wrote:Our small nation
Yep, right on cue... :lol:
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subsub wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:Our small nation
Yep, right on cue... :lol:
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