The India vs England 2016 cricket thread

[Lou Grant]

One
Two
Three times a wicket

Moeen

[Sinbad]

What a daft run out. India now just about on top.

[Sinbad]

Duckett, gone for 5

Twat !

[Sinbad]

Root gone England gone..

79-4

[Zambo]

Sack the coach and the captain. The captain talks absolute bollocks and the coach doesn't talk at all.

No application and no backbone.

[Jonathan]

Bring back Ballance

[Zambo]

Should never have been axed.

[The End]

Duckett, gone for 5

Twat !

Duckett can't play spin. Thus, quite the decision to take him to India.

[Lou Grant]

You need 7 days to get a result on these pitches .

Sack the coach and the captain. The captain talks absolute bollocks and the coach doesn't talk at all.

No application and no backbone.

Comedy gold as usual from the forum twats.

[Zambo]

Your unconditional adulation for these spineless pathetic excuses representing our great country makes you a far bigger twat than us Louis.

[Lou Grant]

Kohli beats England.

[Lou Grant]

Although we will lose this test, once again Hameed is proving he has the temperament to be a genuine test opener. Compare and contrast with Duckett and Hales.

Imagine if Root hadn't run him out in the first innings.

[Jonathan]

Although we will lose this test, once again Hameed is proving he has the temperament to be a genuine test opener. Compare and contrast with Duckett and Hales.

Imagine if Root hadn't run him out in the first innings.

Is Hales back in the test squad or the one days for India ?

[AlcoholBrazil]

Your unconditional adulation for these spineless pathetic excuses representing our great country makes you a far bigger twat than us Louis.

Getting triggered is part of Lulu's daily routine on "HIS" cricket thread . Didn't realise the thread was by invitation only.
Still,. I'm happy to oblige him in his thrills.

[kancutlawns]

Hoping someone can do an Athers and show some attrition during the last three sessions of the match.

[Zambo]

Cook needs reminding what he said after the last Bangi test, the stupid half hearted/witted twat

[Steve Hunt]

All over following another typical collapse.

Disappointing, but really a surprise.

[Sinbad]

All over following another typical collapse.

Disappointing, but really a surprise.

Never an easy place to play Test cricket.

[Lou Grant]

That 2nd drop of Cook. Lol.

[Lou Grant]

Jesus, that shot from Root.

[subsub]

Well, well well.
India were 148/2. They're now 157/5

[subsub]

204/6 - Kohli out!!

[robhug]

Any more updates or is it a case of 'update when your winning'

[Singing The Blues]

Any more updates or is it a case of 'update when your winning'

No need for any further updates as the Test is effectively over. 2-0 to India.

[Lou Grant]

Worth wondering why Jayant hasn't been playing for India before. A real talent with both bat and ball, but nearly 30 years old before getting his break in the test team.

Other than that, India's recent record at home is well known and so the outcome of this series needs to be seen in that context. Asking players to be at their best while playing 7 tests crammed into 2 months, with no breaks and no in between matches for those not in the first XI, inevitably leads to poorer performances.

But hey, its great to get all the TV money and wonderful that they all get home in time for Christmas - so let's just fuck the quality of the product.