RAWK Forum - utterly shit

[Basualdo]

RAWK is fun......in a there but for the grace of God go I sort of way.

Check out their "Alternative Premier League Table"

Some dickhead designates "par" scores for every EPL game and awards points based on whether or not the actual score is better or worse than the "par" score.

They analyse these "results" as if the APLT is an actual thing

One year they had an alternative table based on what the score of a game would have been happen every shot that hit the woodwork had gone in instead.

I am not making this up.

Liverpool win the title in all these alternative reality leagues, BTW.

De alturrrrrrnatif leeg lies!

[kancutlawns]

Lawd knows I think the cult of Liverpoolfootballclubanditsfansonthekopanditshistory is teejus in the extreme, but shirley all clubs have such rehdiklus message boards?

You would think so, but this lot take mawkish bullshittery to the deepeth depths.

So it's no coincidence that Micky Quinn has these traits then?

[Boris the Spider]

Yes. Cheeks of the same lower posteria.

[Basualdo]

Lawd knows I think the cult of Liverpoolfootballclubanditsfansonthekopanditshistory is teejus in the extreme, but shirley all clubs have such rehdiklus message boards?

You would think so, but this lot take mawkish bullshittery to the deepeth depths.

So it's no coincidence that Micky Quinn has these traits then?

Though, we have to be fair, nearly every other Li'puhl supporter would remember to feed any livestock they might have.

[Reg]

RAWK is fun......in a there but for the grace of God go I sort of way.

Check out their "Alternative Premier League Table"

Some dickhead designates "par" scores for every EPL game and awards points based on whether or not the actual score is better or worse than the "par" score.

They analyse these "results" as if the APLT is an actual thing

One year they had an alternative table based on what the score of a game would have been happen every shot that hit the woodwork had gone in instead.

I am not making this up.

Liverpool win the title in all these alternative reality leagues, BTW.

Nothing will ever beat that article you posted after the 3-3 "Crystalbul" at Selhurst, when that delusional sap wrote along the lines of: "For the first time ever, a team tried to win by ten clear goals... and very nearly succeeded."

[kancutlawns]

Crystalbul.

[deisegirl]

Crystalbul.

+1

[Petingo]

RAWK is fun......in a there but for the grace of God go I sort of way.

Check out their "Alternative Premier League Table"

Some dickhead designates "par" scores for every EPL game and awards points based on whether or not the actual score is better or worse than the "par" score.

They analyse these "results" as if the APLT is an actual thing

One year they had an alternative table based on what the score of a game would have been happen every shot that hit the woodwork had gone in instead.

I am not making this up.

Liverpool win the title in all these alternative reality leagues, BTW.

Nothing will ever beat that article you posted after the 3-3 "Crystalbul" at Selhurst, when that delusional sap wrote along the lines of: "For the first time ever, a team tried to win by ten clear goals... and very nearly succeeded."

[ikhlaq786]

It's only good for match links.

[Kowalski]

It's no worse than any other football forum.

Grand Old Team forum is the funniest, the bitterness is hilarious.

I remember when they had a poll about who was better Nikica Jelavić or Luis Suarez and Jelavic won.

The Shed End is pretty amusing too, they want to sack the manager after every loss.

[Boris the Spider]

You are a militant mickey and I claim my £5.

[carcinogen]

I love it when two fans ring up FiveLive to discuss something and it just ends up with one fan saying:

"I've been supporting them since 1924 and my old man fired the bricks that built the main stand...etc. etc."

Then the other fan will chime in with similar 'credentials' and the actual point of the call is lost. Fuckin' nora. Mental.

[mark]

Red And White Kop.

Thanks for that.
They played in all-red when I were a lad

It was red and white until Shankly decided that Ron Yeats looked more terrifying in all red.

[mark]

WANK more like

Fucking shithouse.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

WANK more like

Fucking shithouse.

Mark. On this very forum, simply for being a Chelsea supporter, I have been called a "young male prostitute", a "plastic vagina" and likened to Andy Jacobs. Nothing anyone ever says on here would ever bother me as I believe in freedom of speech and everyone on here is clearly mentally ill. On this basis I don't see how I could possibly offend anyone.

[deisegirl]

WANK more like

Fucking shithouse.

Mark. On this very forum, simply for being a Chelsea supporter, I have been called a "young male prostitute", a "plastic vagina" and likened to Andy Jacobs. Nothing anyone ever says on here would ever bother me as I believe in freedom of speech and everyone on here is clearly mentally ill. On this basis I don't see how I could possibly offend anyone.

Disgraceful

[Basualdo]

WANK more like

Fucking shithouse.

Mark. On this very forum, simply for being a Chelsea supporter, I have been called a "young male prostitute", a "plastic vagina" and likened to Andy Jacobs. Nothing anyone ever says on here would ever bother me as I believe in freedom of speech and everyone on here is clearly mentally ill. On this basis I don't see how I could possibly offend anyone.

You are all of the above,to be fair.

[Reg]

WANK more like

Fucking shithouse.

Mark. On this very forum, simply for being a Chelsea supporter, I have been called a "young male prostitute", a "plastic vagina" and likened to Andy Jacobs. Nothing anyone ever says on here would ever bother me as I believe in freedom of speech and everyone on here is clearly mentally ill. On this basis I don't see how I could possibly offend anyone.

Disgraceful

+ 1

An insult to Andy.

Also, being a Chelsea supporter wasn't the reason he was called dem things.

[Boris the Spider]

Much teeth gnashing and wailing in store later if Dapyule don't deliver!

[black_guardian]

RAWK comes up with stuff like this....

[Boris the Spider]

Bump. Execrable fuckwittery at its lowest. Barrack room tosspottery as an art form. Cunts.

[Hillman avenger]

RAWK is not meant seriously.
I guess you'd need a brain to realise that.
By the way it is Red and White Kop because there are still LFC fans, including me, who saw them wear red and white originally.
The all-red kit was introduced by Shankly for the night of the home leg of the European Cup semi against Inter Milan May 65.

[Boris the Spider]

I have no problem with Liverpool fans particularly, but those who post on there DO appear to take themselves very seriously, spouting cod Carla Lane homespun 'wisdom' as gospel and any dissent is taken as a massive affront upon Liverpoolfootballclub. The days of The Kop applauding every away keeper are long gone, if that ever really was the case anyway.

[Sid Pervcat]

Same as any footy team forum.