Jose Mourinho

[Sinbad]

Jose Mourinho... August 2016

"I don't like to speak about other clubs, or about players from other clubs," the Manchester United manager said.

"Other managers like to do that. They like to speak about my club and my players. I am very pragmatic on this. The only thing that matters for me is what happens in my house, not in the house of my neighbours."

"I only speak about us. I heard already two of my colleagues from other clubs speaking about us. I do not like that. It is not ethical." "There are things that when I do [them], it is not ethical but when others do [that], nobody says that and everything is normal. But the reality is I don't speak about the others. They can do what they want."


Ok, Maureen, so you don't speak publicly about other teams and other managers....




We'll see about that as the season goes on!

[Jonathan]

You held off as long as you could but succumbed in the end.
The pre-season thread is here. Think you missed an again though.......

https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.p ... ho#p936879

[antdad]

Ooof...nearly jumped to his defence for a second, nevermind I'm sure that Zumba will be along shortly....

[Zambo]

Ooof...nearly jumped to his defence for a second, nevermind I'm sure that Zumba will be along shortly....

My aim in life is not to dissappoint, so here I am.

Anyone who supports or defends the cunt Mourinho, is a cunt. It's black and white as most things are.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Ooof...nearly jumped to his defence for a second, nevermind I'm sure that Zumba will be along shortly....

My aim in life is not to dissappoint, so here I am.

Anyone who supports or defends the cunt Mourinho, is a cunt. It's black and white as most things are.

My mother likes him

[Zambo]

Ooof...nearly jumped to his defence for a second, nevermind I'm sure that Zumba will be along shortly....

My aim in life is not to dissappoint, so here I am.

Anyone who supports or defends the cunt Mourinho, is a cunt. It's black and white as most things are.

My mother likes him

Why does she like him?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Because he's a born winner that anticipated the shifts in the modern game way before others. And his nice hair.

[Bad Blue 2000]

There will be a few people on here who are glad that posts/threads from the past get deleted.

[Zambo]

Because he's a born winner that anticipated the shifts in the modern game way before others. And his nice hair.

I disagree on both cunts. He wins trophies because he is employed by clubs with a lot of money to spend. Put him in charge of Accrington Stanley and he'd be fuck all good. As for his hair, if I had hair like that I'd go bald.

Moreover, all of his football managerial attributes are vastly outweighed by his boring, tiresome and disgraceful behaviour.

If this cunt joined my club, I would seriously stop supporting them. But then that takes some guts and some morals which most football supporters are sadly lacking in.

ps what you said about your mom, is a load of bollocks, but just fitted in with the type of response you wanted to make.

[antdad]

My mum likes him too, admittedly not quite so much now he's completely grey but he scrubs up well.

[Zambo]

Yeah, moms tend to like him because of his charming alleged good looks, but you can still be handsome and a shit, and I'd know.

[shabbado]

Because he's a born winner that anticipated the shifts in the modern game way before others. And his nice hair.

I disagree on both cunts. He wins trophies because he is employed by clubs with a lot of money to spend. Put him in charge of Accrington Stanley and he'd be fuck all good. As for his hair, if I had hair like that I'd go bald.

Moreover, all of his football managerial attributes are vastly outweighed by his boring, tiresome and disgraceful behaviour.

If this cunt joined my club, I would seriously stop supporting them. But then that takes some guts and some morals which most football supporters are sadly lacking in.

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[deisegirl]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work. Pity we didn't get a chance to hear any juicy stuff from Dr Eva's tribunal! He'll have a complete meltdown if the season doesn't start well for him.

[lasharoo]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

[deisegirl]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

[Carlos J]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

You old lothario. lash. Are you after ol' Pet's crown?

[lasharoo]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

You old lothario. lash. Are you after ol' Pet's crown?

Im sure if we totted up past conquests then ol' Pet would emerge triumphant CJ, but it possibly might go to 5 sets and a stewards enquiry

[lasharoo]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

[Carlos J]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

You old lothario. lash. Are you after ol' Pet's crown?

Im sure if we totted up past conquests then ol' Pet would emerge triumphant CJ, but it possibly might go to 5 sets and a stewards enquiry

And you've a good few loving years to come whereas ol' Pet is slowing down in the shagging stakes.

[deisegirl]

How ol' is ol' Pet?

[Carlos J]

I always think of ol' Pet when I see fellow blue Leon off of 'Gogglebox':



But ol' Pet is a bit younger and the big gal is way better than June.

[deisegirl]

Ol' Pet has a much sunnier disposition than Leon to be fair!

[Reg]

How ol' is ol' Pet?

As old as his tongue and about sixty years older than his teeth.

[Petingo]

I think he's very attractive but he also seems like a nasty piece of work

Exactly the look I myself was aiming for when I used to go out on the tug in various South London dives in days of yore Diese, and it always produced results

You old lothario. lash. Are you after ol' Pet's crown?

Im sure if we totted up past conquests then ol' Pet would emerge triumphant CJ, but it possibly might go to 5 sets and a stewards enquiry

And you've a good few loving years to come whereas ol' Pet is slowing down in the shagging stakes.

Not "slowing down" my friend.

Just not spreading it around as much these days.

But still keeping a small coterie of wimminfolk very busy, don't worry 'bout that

[Steve Hunt]

I always think of ol' Pet when I see fellow blue Leon off of 'Gogglebox':

So do I !!!!