The Arsenal 2016-17 Premier League winning thread

[kancutlawns]

LOL, he's just making Arsenal into a laughing stock. And here I was thinking that only Wee Davy would be getting Man U (or ex Man U) rejects. Perhaps he could make a bid for Wes Brown.

[Sinbad]

LOL, he's just making Arsenal into a laughing stock. And here I was thinking that only Wee Davy would be getting Man U (or ex Man U) rejects. Perhaps he could make a bid for Wes Brown.

The cunt was daft enough to buy Mikael Silvestre, so a bid for Wes Brown wouldn't shock me at all...

[kancutlawns]

Lyon have rejected a £30m bid for Lacazette and won't move from their £42m valuation.

Utterly remarkable.

[Sinbad]

Lyon have rejected a £30m bid for Lacazette and won't move from their £42m valuation.

Utterly remarkable.

Arsenal thought they could offer £3m less than the bid West Ham had previously tabled.... Yeah, like Lyon were really going to accept that !


Wenger Out!

[kancutlawns]

Has Jose told Wenger to fuck off over Phil Jones?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Yip

[Sinbad]

Has Jose told Wenger to fuck off over Phil Jones?

No, Arsenal have made no bid for Phil Jones. Alan Brazil was hoping it was a true story, so he just kept on repeating it on his show this morning in the hope that the more times he said, it may come true. Even after the journalist on the 7am slot, told Brazil the story wasn't correct, by 8am Brazil was back to reading out the Jose told Wenger to fuck off tale.

[kancutlawns]

Has Jose told Wenger to fuck off over Phil Jones?

No, Arsenal have made no bid for Phil Jones. Alan Brazil was hoping it was a true story, so he just kept on repeating it on his show this morning in the hope that the more times he said, it may come true. Even after the journalist on the 7am slot, told Brazil the story wasn't correct, by 8am Brazil was back to reading out the Jose told Wenger to fuck off tale.

Yup, heard pisstank say this so naturally thought that a bid had been made.

[Sinbad]

Has Jose told Wenger to fuck off over Phil Jones?

No, Arsenal have made no bid for Phil Jones. Alan Brazil was hoping it was a true story, so he just kept on repeating it on his show this morning in the hope that the more times he said, it may come true. Even after the journalist on the 7am slot, told Brazil the story wasn't correct, by 8am Brazil was back to reading out the Jose told Wenger to fuck off tale.

Yup, heard pisstank say this so naturally thought that a bid had been made.

You think for a second, had the story been the other way around, Brazil would have continually read it out this morning ? I think not.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Jose told Wenger to fuck off, but Jones wasn't involved

[kancutlawns]

Jose told Wenger to fuck off, but Jones wasn't involved

Tends to happen once in a while.

[Sinbad]

Jose told Wenger to fuck off, but Jones wasn't involved

Eye gouge next ? That's the style of the prick

[kancutlawns]

Close to getting Mustafa and Perez. Yup, huge household names and will no doubt send the Hemirates faithful into mass hysteria.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Ol' Pet has nivver heard of these lids

[kancutlawns]

Arsenal have signed Valencia captain Mustafi for £35m having had a bid for the player rejected a month ago. Seems a lot of money for someone who doesn't look like a marquee signing and isn't particularly comfortable on the ball nor is good in the air.

Why didn't Wenger get him earlier instead of waiting two weeks into the new season when they have already lost five points? Perez, the other signing isn't even a Spanish international. Smacks of desperation and lack of foresight by Wenger.

Oh God, I'm morphing into Dungham. I really don't mean to.

[turnitin]

Cancel them signings Arsene it's all fine. Thank God this performance happened before the closing of the window so he didn't waste all that money.

[Reg]

Why were Arsenal wearing their yellow-and-black away strip against Watford, who were also playing in a yellow-and-black strip?

[kancutlawns]

And also, why do Watford have the Z-Cars theme as their own? I thought that Everton had "exclusive rights" to them.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The answer to both these ponderers is BANTER

[Reg]

And also, why do Watford have the Z-Cars theme as their own? I thought that Everton had "exclusive rights" to them.

They have been playing it before their matches since 1963, and no one has complained as far as I know.

[delboy1983]

Give him a fortnight then it will be
Mustafa injury

[kancutlawns]

And also, why do Watford have the Z-Cars theme as their own? I thought that Everton had "exclusive rights" to them.

They have been playing it before their matches since 1963, and no one has complained as far as I know.

Calm down, I don't follow Watford nor have been to VR for many, many years do wasn't familiar that the club uses the theme tune. Not a complaint just something I've picked up recently.

[Reg]

And also, why do Watford have the Z-Cars theme as their own? I thought that Everton had "exclusive rights" to them.

They have been playing it before their matches since 1963, and no one has complained as far as I know.

Calm down, I don't follow Watford nor have been to VR for many, many years do wasn't familiar that the club uses the theme tune. Not a complaint just something I've picked up recently.

I am perfectly calm and wasn't accusing you of complaining.

I was referring to your question about Everton's claim on the tune, and their lack of complaint.

[kancutlawns]

Fair enough Reg. No complaint on my part about the waiving of your complaint about my perceived complaint. Pet and ovechkin if he was still here would have had a few choice words I'm sure about my comments so it's important to cover all bases and to caveat things.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Ol' Pet and Ove' Chin. Ones to ponder indeed.