The UEFA Champions League & Europa League thread 2016-17

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I find myself in the strange position of desperately hoping that we lose tonight and finish bottom of the table.

I'll be watching game willing spurs on. May even play a few Chas & Dave** songs before the kick off.




** I fucking hate those pair of cunts

"Ain't No Pleasing You" is a classic, Rupe

And perfect for a gooner

[Sinbad]

I find myself in the strange position of desperately hoping that we lose tonight and finish bottom of the table.

I'll be watching game willing spurs on. May even play a few Chas & Dave** songs before the kick off.




** I fucking hate those pair of cunts

"Ain't No Pleasing You" is a classic, Rupe

Whenever their shit songs came on the juke box, i'd walk out of the pub. Once walking out of a wedding reception because The DJ played You'll never walk alone...

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

No offence Rupe but you seem like a right cunt

[Sinbad]

I find myself in the strange position of desperately hoping that we lose tonight and finish bottom of the table.

I'll be watching game willing spurs on. May even play a few Chas & Dave** songs before the kick off.




** I fucking hate those pair of cunts

"Ain't No Pleasing You" is a classic, Rupe

And perfect for a gooner

I'll be over the moon if spurs win tonight.

[Sinbad]

No offence Rupe but you seem like a right cunt

None taken.

[Steve Hunt]

No offence Rupe but "you seem like a right cunt"

© Mrs Sin

[kancutlawns]

Leicester being slapped 3-0 early in the second half in Porto. How long left now for Uncle Clownio?

[kancutlawns]

I find myself in the strange position of desperately hoping that we lose tonight and finish bottom of the table.

I'll be watching game willing spurs on. May even play a few Chas & Dave** songs before the kick off.




** I fucking hate those pair of cunts

"Ain't No Pleasing You" is a classic, Rupe

And perfect for a gooner

I'll be over the moon if spurs win tonight.

On target for the Thursday night cup. Get into some real practice losing at Wembley.

[JW90]

Leicester being slapped 3-0 early in the second half in Porto. How long left now for Uncle Clownio?

I really don't know. This is the second string but they've been just as bad as the first team. I don't read much into this with respect to the next round in a couple of months but in the immediate term it looks awful.

Ranieri hasn't helped himself with some team selections and set-ups where last season he was almost immaculate. The lack of fight is pathetic, I don't think the squad have realised that they can't collectively play at 60% and get away with it.

[Bad Blue 2000]

No big deal for Lychester. Even the very top teams can lose 0-4 away in the group stage.

[JW90]

I'll take that in the end because nil flattered us.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Well done Leicester and Arsenal for winning their groups and beating the group rubbing rags

[delboy1983]

You just know that now Arsenal have topped the group they are going to get Real Madrid and humped

[Two Crows]

Draw for knockout phase to be held on Monday 12th December.

Group winners,
Arsenal
AS Monaco
Atletico Madrid
Barcelona
Borussia Dortmund
Juventus
Leicester City
Napoli

Group runners-up,
Bayer Leverkusen
Bayern Munich
Benfica
Manchester City
Paris St-Germain
Porto
Real Madrid
Sevilla

My predicted draw,
Arsenal v Bayer Leverkusen
AS Monaco v Bayern Munich
Atletico Madrid v Manchester City
Barcelona v Benfica
Borussia Dortmund v Sevilla
Juventus v Porto
Leicester City v Paris St-Germain
Napoli v Real Madrid

[subsub]

You just know that now Arsenal have topped the group they are going to get Real Madrid and humped

Yep, them or Bayern

[subsub]

Leicester being slapped 3-0 early in the second half in Porto. How long left now for Uncle Clownio?

Meaningless. They'd already won the group.

[Bad Blue 2000]

I hope these rumours of Man U fans getting a royal pasting from the Zorya crew isn't true.
Nobody wants to see that

[delboy1983]

I hope these rumours of Man U fans getting a royal pasting from the Zorya crew isn't true.
Nobody wants to see that

Apart from you that is

[AlcoholBrazil]

Real finished second because they were distracted with preparations for the Club World Cup.

[Sinbad]

You just know that now Arsenal have topped the group they are going to get Real Madrid and humped

I'd take that over playing Thursday night football. How you enjoying that, by the way ?


Good luck tonight, playing a team that no cunts ever heard of.

[kancutlawns]

You just know that now Arsenal have topped the group they are going to get Real Madrid and humped

I'd take that over playing Thursday night football. How you enjoying that, by the way ?


Good luck tonight, playing a team that no cunts ever heard of.

That was the same when the likes of Ludogorets, Rubin Kazan and Klug qualified for the Champions League and no one had heard of them. I don't remember you, Chelsea, Man U or Citeh fans complain it demeaned the tournament. Besides, there are loads of prestigious clubs in the Thursday night cup.

[Steve Hunt]

You just know that now Arsenal have topped the group they are going to get Real Madrid and humped

I'd take that over playing Thursday night football. How you enjoying that, by the way ?


Good luck tonight, playing a team that no cunts ever heard of.

That was the same when the likes of Ludogorets, Rubin Kazan and Klug qualified for the Champions League and no one had heard of them. I don't remember you, Chelsea, Man U or Citeh fans complain it demeaned the tournament. Besides, there are loads of prestigious clubs in the Thursday night cup.

Yup - the most prestigious of all having joined them last night.

[kancutlawns]

[Sinbad]

You just know that now Arsenal have topped the group they are going to get Real Madrid and humped

I'd take that over playing Thursday night football. How you enjoying that, by the way ?


Good luck tonight, playing a team that no cunts ever heard of.

That was the same when the likes of Ludogorets, Rubin Kazan and Klug qualified for the Champions League and no one had heard of them. I don't remember you, Chelsea, Man U or Citeh fans complain it demeaned the tournament. Besides, there are loads of prestigious clubs in the Thursday night cup.

Good point.

[kancutlawns]

That said, I hope the plastics get fucked tonight by Zoya.