Manchester United Season 2016-2017

[kancutlawns]

I'd feel a bit short changed if I was a Man U fan and they didn't score in this half.

[kevin04]

Wazza's 'Mrs' thatch is looking in great nick without any sweat running through it.

[JW90]

Ha, you'll never win League One from the away end

[delboy1983]

I'd feel a bit short changed if I was a Man U fan and they didn't score in this half.

Come on Lawns how churlish of you.
4-0 at half time against the champions .Quite happy the Utd fans I would think
A worldy to beat DeGea or that would have been a clean sheet.

The boys are back, keep Rooney on the bench and stick with Mata at no10

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Why oh why oh why aren't Degsy and Kankerz the 2m pa armchair einsteinz next to t'odious toad cheesy bellwhiff undercrackers boy line acre??!!

[kancutlawns]

Bit miffed to be honest del. Only saw the half time score and watched the second half thinking there would be another three or four scored.

[delboy1983]

Why oh why oh why aren't Degsy and Kankerz the 2m pa armchair einsteinz next to t'odious toad cheesy bellwhiff undercrackers boy line acre??!!

Ave you got subtitles for that,Sandy

[Zambo]

I'd feel a bit short changed if I was a Man U fan and they didn't score in this half.

Come on Lawns how churlish of you.
4-0 at half time against the champions .Quite happy the Utd fans I would think
A worldy to beat DeGea or that would have been a clean sheet.

The boys are back, keep Rooney on the bench and stick with Mata at no10

The Special One is special again.

[delboy1983]

I'd feel a bit short changed if I was a Man U fan and they didn't score in this half.

Come on Lawns how churlish of you.
4-0 at half time against the champions .Quite happy the Utd fans I would think
A worldy to beat DeGea or that would have been a clean sheet.

The boys are back, keep Rooney on the bench and stick with Mata at no10

The Special One is special again.

If you mean by leaving Rooney out, that was a special decision

[Sinbad]

Anyone see Paul Pogba at Stamford Bridge, yesterday? £89m for Pogba, on yesterday's showing, it looks like Mourinho (the cunt) paid £80m over the top for him. But it's not all bad news, I've been told by a Utd fan, that the £89m purchase isn't for this season, it's for the season after next....

I remember Real Madrid taking the same stance when they paid £85m for Gareth Bale, for that kind of money they didn't expect Bale to hit the ground running, they were happy to wait two season before seeing a return on their money.

[Sinbad]

Ray Wilkins, thinks Michael Carrick is Utd's best midfielder...

[Rossco]

Ray Wilkins, thinks Michael Carrick is Utd's best midfielder...

My guess is Ray is still sniffing in his spare time and might have moved on to glue going by this statement.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Anyone see Paul Pogba at Stamford Bridge, yesterday?

HAZZANNEEBODDEEESEEN..... POLLPOGGGBAAAAA??

22.05 tonight, on talkSPORT

[Sinbad]

Ray Wilkins, thinks Michael Carrick is Utd's best midfielder...

My guess is Ray is still sniffing in his spare time and might have moved on to glue going by this statement.

Matey !

[Sinbad]

No sign of Del, this morning...



Probably still feeling humiliated by Antonio Conte's touchline antics.



Fuck off Mourinho, what a cunt.

[Bad Blue 2000]

Ray Wilkins, thinks Michael Carrick is Utd's best midfielder...

He is.

[delboy1983]

No sign of Del, this morning...



Probably still feeling humiliated by Antonio Conte's touchline antics.



Fuck off Mourinho, what a cunt.

The man is a bad loser,everybody knows that,they better improve for my visit

[Sinbad]

No sign of Del, this morning...



Probably still feeling humiliated by Antonio Conte's touchline antics.



Fuck off Mourinho, what a cunt.

The man is an bad loser utter cunt,everybody knows that,they better improve for my visit

Fixed it for you....

[Sinbad]

No sign of Del, this morning...



Probably still feeling humiliated by Antonio Conte's touchline antics.



Fuck off Mourinho, what a cunt.

The man is a bad loser,everybody knows that,they better improve for my visit

But obviously not Paul Pogba, as he's been signed at £89m for the season after next !

[delboy1983]

Well I made my pilgrimage to Old Trafford yesterday fully expecting a goal fest after knocking Citteh out of the league cup.
Boarded coach at 8.00 in the morning ,okay to take drink apparently[thank god for tinted windows]

Arrived at Railwaymens club near the ground had a few more watched some of the Sunderland v Arsenal game and then headed to the ground for Kick off.

Ticket/Card showed I was in the North Sir Alex Ferguson Stand row 7.Right down the front,not likely Floor seven row 7 upper echelons ,climbed up many flights of stairs,fucking knackered by a great view anyway.

Teams announced no Valencia,must be injured ,Darmian takes his place.Roja keeps his at the back.
Looking forward to seeing Pogba Ibra and Mata strut their stuff.Unfortunately the first two played the match as a training game regularly trying to find each other with outrageous flicks.
Terrible game one way traffic Heaton [ex Man Utd] in goals was inspired but overall a woeful performance from the reds.

Straight back to the bus bought some Peroni for the bus ,opened a bottle found out I had bought gluten free 1.3% non alcoholic pish.Was that sort of day.
Bus made good progress back in Edinburgh 20.20 and home

For the record my assessment of the United display.
De Gea -Could have been me for all he had to do
Darmian -Nothing to do defensively and not as good as Valencia going forward
Shaw- He is a class act brilliant recovery tackle on Gray but not allowed to cross the half way line by Jose until the sending off when he really showed his class
Royo- Never tested
Blind -Never found a red shirt with a corner why is a centre- back taking corners
Lingaard one good header brilliantly saved by Heaton rest of the game a shocker.
Herrera -good game plenty of effort and he is a winner.Harshly sent off by Clownenburg when he slipped gpoing for a tackle
Mata-MOM by a country mile apart from his lousy corner kicks yet substituted after 73 mins for Fellaini.
Pogba-A couple of flashes of what he can do but he can do so much more
Rashford - Should be playing central ,simple as that. Totally wasted stuck out on the wing especially if Shaw is not allowed forward.
Ibrahimovic - The most disappointing aspect of the day to see an undoubted genious go through the motions.

SUBS
Rooney -sad to see him trying things he did as a teenager with embarrassing results. Needs to leave in January before these displays are what people remember him for
Fellaini- Wrong club for this player-Another Jan evacuee
Depay - see above

Mystery has Mikki shagged Jos's daughter-somethings happened.

The managers self confidence has gone after getting the boot from Chelsea and Man Utd look to have go him on the rebound with his powers weakened.
Needs to get back to having a settled team playing his system and his tactics or he is gone.

[Kowalski]

Did Jose sit anywhere near you in the stands Del?

[Zambo]

He was sat behind some metal gate to start with which looked like a cage. Best place for the cunt. He is starting to lose it as he usually does when things go wrong and there is no one left to blame.

[delboy1983]

Did Jose sit anywhere near you in the stands Del?

Stood directly opposite me albeit for the first half only

[Carlos J]

Nice report Del. Shame about the result.

[delboy1983]

Nice report Del. Shame about the result.

Thank you kind sir.
In the words of big Arnie,I'll be back at Old Trafford with hopefully a better outcome