Manchester United Season 2016-2017
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Pretty homo-erotic
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Used to work with a right gobshite who idolised Zlatan. One day he was hogging the photocopier because he was printing out his autobiography all morning. And he now has the same hairstyle as him
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Do you love a big gonky man with a manbun and bumfluff tache dayshar?
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Farage has grown a tache.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Do you love a big gonky man with a manbun and bumfluff tache dayshar?
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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Farage is a wonky pikey cunt
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Catchy...delboy1983 wrote:A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero.
On a free from PSG,
He cost us fucking zero.
6 foot 5; hard as fuck,
He gets the Reds excited.
Stick your City up your arse,
'Cos we are Man United!
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United fans are more annoying than them there Palace ultras with their mindless, moronic chanting.
Watch the fucking game, you gimps.....it ain't about you
Watch the fucking game, you gimps.....it ain't about you
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.
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What's the theme it's sung to, del?delboy1983 wrote:A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero.
On a free from PSG,
He cost us fucking zero.
6 foot 5; hard as fuck,
He gets the Reds excited.
Stick your City up your arse,
'Cos we are Man United!
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.
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That is almost as ghey as the Steve Gerard song the Kopites used to sing.delboy1983 wrote:A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero.
On a free from PSG,
He cost us fucking zero.
6 foot 5; hard as fuck,
He gets the Reds excited.
Stick your City up your arse,
'Cos we are Man United!
The one about him being "big and hard"
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.
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lasharoo wrote:Catchy...delboy1983 wrote:A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero.
On a free from PSG,
He cost us fucking zero.
6 foot 5; hard as fuck,
He gets the Reds excited.
Stick your City up your arse,
'Cos we are Man United!
Yes....especially when it is comes across the TV sound in two thousand Home Countues accents
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I sorta recognised it Lawns but can't remember the name.Think it's on the Sunday Mirror and Manchester Evening News web sites if you want to have listen
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Thankfully we've purloined and enhanced that particular ditty BruvPetingo wrote:That is almost as ghey as the Steve Gerard song the Kopites used to sing.delboy1983 wrote:A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero.
On a free from PSG,
He cost us fucking zero.
6 foot 5; hard as fuck,
He gets the Reds excited.
Stick your City up your arse,
'Cos we are Man United!
The one about him being "big and hard"
'This is all your doing, Lash, no one else'
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lasharoo wrote:Thankfully we've purloined and enhanced that particular ditty BruvPetingo wrote:That is almost as ghey as the Steve Gerard song the Kopites used to sing.delboy1983 wrote:A nice wee ditty from the Man Utd fans in honour of their new signing
Zlatan Ibrahimovic,
He is a Swedish hero.
On a free from PSG,
He cost us fucking zero.
6 foot 5; hard as fuck,
He gets the Reds excited.
Stick your City up your arse,
'Cos we are Man United!
The one about him being "big and hard"
Alex Young, Howard Kendall, Andy King, Timmy Cahill, Dixie Dean and Mike Parry.....we'll never see the likes of them again.
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Pogba to Martial
Italy 0 France 1
Italy 0 France 1
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How cool is Martial 1 on 1 with the great Gigi Buffon
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I predict Martial and Rashford to leap Rooney in the packing order at United before the seasons end. Leaving Rooney fourth in line striker wise.
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I predict Waynio to go bald again and get caught fucking a goat
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The goat will be old and Waynio will pay for the privilege.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:I predict Waynio to go bald again and get caught fucking a goat
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Marcus Rashford hits a hat trick on his under 21 debut v Norway tonight,Still just under 20 mins left.
Would Jose throw him in from the start on Saturday
Would Jose throw him in from the start on Saturday
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I assumed Del would be bumping this what with his obsession for injured English players.
Phil Jones out yet against with a brand new sicknote.
Phil Jones out yet against with a brand new sicknote.
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Jonathan wrote:I assumed Del would be bumping this what with his obsession for injured English players.
Phil Jones out yet against with a brand new sicknote.
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The new "Duncan Edwards " is on his way out of Old Trafford in January to fill a vacancy on someone else's treatment tableJonathan wrote:I assumed Del would be bumping this what with his obsession for injured English players.
Phil Jones out yet against with a brand new sicknote.
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Zhoezay/Joesay either gives zero fucks or is heading for a meltdown
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I have a bet with a pal that he'll do no better than big LVG. We'll see, but signs are looking promising so far
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Mourinho will already know United won't win the league this year. I imagine that's why he won't drop Rooney, what's the point in the aggro and unrest when even with him stinking the place out a top 4 place should be a certainty.
It's a team that has Blind vs Smalling for first choice centre half, and Fellaini starting in midfield. Van Gaal cleared a load of dead wood and replaced them with a load more and it will take more than one summer and a positive attitude to sort that out.
I would imagine he knows roughly what next year's squad will look like already and it involves a few more changes. In the meantime the football is better and the attitude is right. No complaints here.
It's a team that has Blind vs Smalling for first choice centre half, and Fellaini starting in midfield. Van Gaal cleared a load of dead wood and replaced them with a load more and it will take more than one summer and a positive attitude to sort that out.
I would imagine he knows roughly what next year's squad will look like already and it involves a few more changes. In the meantime the football is better and the attitude is right. No complaints here.
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