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Johan Cruyff Dead

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Just seen the news, the great Dutchman has passed away at the age of 68 - RIP Johan, you were truly one of the great football heroes . . .
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Sad News.

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Rip
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Really, really sad. RIP.
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He'd get in any all-time World XI.
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Roquetas wrote:He'd get in any all-time World XI.

Not in a world black 11, or left footed
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mistymorning wrote:
Roquetas wrote:He'd get in any all-time World XI.

Not in a world black 11, or left footed
Bit respect you fucking toerag :twisted:
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Very sorry to hear about Johann

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delboy1983 wrote:
mistymorning wrote:
Roquetas wrote:He'd get in any all-time World XI.

Not in a world black 11, or left footed
Bit respect you fucking toerag :twisted:

What he was good but not a fucking chameleon
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mistymorning wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:
mistymorning wrote:
Roquetas wrote:He'd get in any all-time World XI.

Not in a world black 11, or left footed
Bit respect you fucking toerag :twisted:

What he was good but not a fucking chameleon
Misty, you're not funny and you're a cunt.
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Shame that he played in only one World Cup.
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Roquetas wrote:
mistymorning wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:
mistymorning wrote:
Roquetas wrote:He'd get in any all-time World XI.

Not in a world black 11, or left footed
Bit respect you fucking toerag :twisted:

What he was good but not a fucking chameleon
Misty, you're not funny and you're a cunt.
Get yourself to his advice from the Nigels thread or whatever its called. Hes punished himself.
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Brilliant player and a great man. RIP.
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Basualdo wrote:
Get yourself to his advice from the Nigels thread or whatever its called. Hes punished himself.
Already noted, Bas, but what kind of pointless twat makes shite 'humorous' observations in a thread celebrating the life of someone who changed football?

Misty cunting morning, that's who.

Cunt.
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You nigels are awful touchy everything got to be in the right place god forbid someone make a joke in the not jokes area
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I'm sure he would have made a top Scottish XI if you had one.
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I met him you know, tall and skinny
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mistymorning wrote:You nigels are awful touchy everything got to be in the right place god forbid someone make a joke in the not jokes area
It's called respect, cretin, not 'being touchy'. Grow up or shut up.
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Lets keep it Cruyff from now on, lads, thanks.
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Probably the most elegant player I have ever seen,glided across the surface as they tried to hack him down.
Tried the Cruyff turn once,fell flat on my arse
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Cruyff was slightly before my time but have seen loads of footage of him. Van Basten was a particular favourite of mine. In his prime, how far off Cruyff was he?
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Cruyff was an artist.
Van Basten was a painter.
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delboy1983 wrote:Probably the most elegant player I have ever seen,glided across the surface as they tried to hack him down.
Tried the Cruyff turn once,fell flat on my arse
The Cruyff turn is my only bit of skill I can do. I can't even do flicking the ball up ... you know the thing I mean. Flicking it up behind your back.

But I can do the Cruyff turn to a T.

And this thing where I use the side foot then twat it.

I'm a left back. I kick people.
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delboy1983 wrote:Probably the most elegant player I have ever seen,glided across the surface as they tried to hack him down.
Tried the Cruyff turn once,fell flat on my arse

The Cruyff turn is am piece of piss, been doing it since I was 10 can do it with both feet to, it's very easy
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