World Darts Championship 2016/17 - Game & Everything

[Rainbowmonkey]

Jerry feels like...

[m4rkb]

My final entries.

SAT EVE: Cristo Reyes v Dimitri Van den Bergh 3-2
SAT EVE: Stephen Bunting v Darren Webster 3-1

SUN AFT: Justin Pipe v Chris Dobey 3-2
SUN AFT: Mark Webster v Joe Murnan 2-3

SUN EVE: Daryl Gurney v Jermaine Wattimena 3-1
SUN EVE: Alan Norris v John Michael 3-0

MON EVE: Mervyn King v Steve West 3-2
MON EVE: Adrian Lewis v Magnus Caris 3-0 *SILVER*

TUE EVE: Brendan Dolan v Christian Kist 3-1
TUE EVE: Raymond van Barneveld v Robbie Green 3-1

WED EVE: Mensur Suljovic v Ron Meulenkamp 3-1
WED EVE: James Wade v Ronny Huybrechts 3-0 ***BRONZE***


THUR EVE: Jelle Klaasen v Jeffrey de Graaf 3-1
THUR EVE: Vincent van der Voort v Max Hopp 2-3

THUR EVE: Dave Chisnall v Rowby-John Rodriguez 3-2
THUR EVE: Kim Huybrechts v James Wilson 3-2

[Rainbowmonkey]

Thanks chimp. Bronzed Bonus came up on the Bronzed Adonis for ghosty. And oh hullo hullo. But zero last night for our former leader Henners.

An afternoon and evening session today and tomorrow.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Unchanged. Wright did 101.06 in an excellent performance but that match was not in this game, not in this game.


Seed, highest average..................Michael Smith, 96.78
Seed, lowest average...................Jamie Caven, 81.51

Non-Seed, highest average............Ricky Evans, 93.20
Non-Seed, lowest average.............Mark Frosty Jacks, 73.74

[Rainbowmonkey]

Here's one from the fine Norfolk Eastern Daily Press‎. Old Daz Webster feels good! doodoodoodoodoodoo. I wouldn't be suprised if he beats Bunter tonight.

http://www.edp24.co.uk/sport/darren_say ... _1_4819966

Norwich City fans will remember when the Canaries squad enjoyed a night out there [Ally Pally] in 2012, just a few hours after Joey Barton and Bradley Johnson had clashed in City’s 2-1 win at Loftus Road. It’s the event to be seen at and you can bet there will be a few footballers enjoying a bit of downtime at the Ally Pally.

I'm sure they will remember, yes.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

I'd always suspected that Bunting was on the move every time he chucks his third dart. Watching him close up last week confirmed this. Such a basic flaw.

[carcinogen]

Geezus, I'd put a lot of fucking effort into my entry and I'm in the relegation zone. Not fucking happy. I think I'll drink heavily to numb the pain.

[Rainbowmonkey]

I'd always suspected that Bunting was on the move every time he chucks his third dart. Watching him close up last week confirmed this. Such a basic flaw.

Twould be interesting to compare how he plays now with 3 years ago when he was the big fish in the BDO. Some pick up unhelpful habits under the unending stress of the big league.

The young Japanese lad Chino on now has an immaculate action. 2005 World finalist Mark Dudbridge in the Sky studio for the first time.

[carcinogen]

The young Japanese lad Chino on now has an immaculate action.

Chino 'The Trousers' ...

[Rainbowmonkey]

Geezus, I'd put a lot of fucking effort into my entry and I'm in the relegation zone. Not fucking happy. I think I'll drink heavily to numb the pain.

5 winners out of 6 carc, patience and you'll be flying when if when if when if your precious metal bonuses come along later and there'll be no more pain.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Geezus, I'd put a lot of fucking effort into my entry and I'm in the relegation zone. Not fucking happy. I think I'll drink heavily to numb the pain.

Never go full Whitlock

[Rainbowmonkey]

Aw there's nice. First ever Malaysian to reach the first round proper. Plays Big Ben later Bonggg now there IS a throwing action to take to a medical professional.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Jenks misses 6 darts for the set and Josh Payne swoops to nick. 1-0. Jenkins has been promising to retire since more or less the day he started but you have to admire his longevity so that I don't.

[carcinogen]

Wow. Payne on a 9 darter and Jenkins kills him off.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Wow. Payne on a 9 darter and Jenkins kills him off.

Typical Jenkins that. He's always where you hope he isn't. He'd be some horrid little energetic cunt of a fan's favourite if he were a footballer. You only get 9 darts to win a leg sometimes. Vicious. Enjoyable game.

[carcinogen]

Geezus. Henderson v Gilding, the most unattractive men in British sport to ever face each other? Fucking nora. I don't THINK the Murray brothers have ever played each other in Tennis ...

[Rainbowmonkey]

Geezus. Henderson v Gilding, the most unattractive men in British sport to ever face each other? Fucking nora. I don't THINK the Murray brothers have ever played each other in Tennis ...

hinting at genetics of unspeakable evil, the special needs glasses completing what Carlos would not on this occasion call "a strong look."

[Rainbowmonkey]

A three-way tie at the top of the prediction game.

First set to BIG HENDO. He got married this year.

[carcinogen]

A fat Robert Fleck. Fair players, bit of a shame they have to play each other really.

[Rainbowmonkey]

A marathon! Hendo 2-0 up in sets, missed a dart for the match 3-something, Gildo drags it out to a tie-break and a sudden death leg at 5-5 in the decider. At bull-up HENDO misses the entire bull TWICE, fucking heck what, TWICE, the WHOLE bull, choketastic, Gildo wins the darts and wins the leg. Another seed out.

[delboy1983]

Stupid fat bastard

[m4rkb]

Fucking hell that match seemed to be on forever. I got in when it was 2-0 and it was still on over an hour later. What were the averages apart from appalling? I think the lowest and highest will be dictated by who drags who either up or down.

And as a footnote I actually know someone with a bigger head than Hendo.

[Rainbowmonkey]

Stupid fat bastard

Threepeat hanging in the balance, something else BIG HENDO couldn't do. What an annoying match that was.

[delboy1983]

Guess who had 3-2 Henderson

[Rainbowmonkey]

Crikey Benny barely avoids spunking away the first set to the Malaysian fellow. Shah had 4 darts for it.